who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
The adorable and unlikely friendship between a fox and a dog that’s being turned into a children’s fairytale book
Photographer Torgeir Berge
MY FUCKING HEART. HOLY SHIT.
THE FOX AND THE HOUND
OMG THIS IS BEAUTIFUL *cries*
I love this line so much.
What If by Emilie Autumn.
What if I’m the kindest demon,
Something you may not believe in?